{"product_id":"zipper-pouch-stay-away-from-assholes","title":"ZIPPER POUCH - STAY AWAY FROM ASSHOLES","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"qMYqUG_convSearchResultHighlightRoot\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"\" data-turn-id-container=\"request-6a105666-0904-83ea-86e9-aafbedf535e8-19\" data-is-intersecting=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"request-6a105666-0904-83ea-86e9-aafbedf535e8-19\" data-turn-id-container=\"request-6a105666-0904-83ea-86e9-aafbedf535e8-19\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-208\" data-scroll-anchor=\"false\" data-turn=\"assistant\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"a7eb740a-91ee-4854-a298-632766255cc6\" data-turn-start-message=\"true\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-5\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert wrap-break-word w-full light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003ch1 data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"43\"\u003e🚫 ZIPPER POUCH – STAY AWAY FROM ASSHOLES\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"87\" data-end=\"164\"\u003eAggressively practical 😂 Emotionally accurate ✨ Boundary-setting icon energy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"166\" data-end=\"349\"\u003eThe “Stay Away From Assholes” Zipper Pouch from\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"hover:entity-accent entity-underline inline cursor-pointer align-baseline\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"whitespace-normal\"\u003eBlue Q\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003emight honestly be one of the most useful life philosophies Blue Q has ever printed on a bag 😭💀✨\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"351\" data-end=\"595\"\u003eFeaturing vintage-style artwork of a woman casually riding a dolphin\/whale across a blue-and-white background while dispensing deeply important wisdom, this pouch somehow manages to feel classy, chaotic, and spiritually healing ALL AT ONCE 😂🌊\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"597\" data-end=\"642\"\u003eThe official product description simply says:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-start=\"643\" data-end=\"752\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"645\" data-end=\"752\"\u003e“They’re everywhere! They’re everywhere!”\u003cbr data-start=\"686\" data-end=\"689\"\u003ewhich honestly… fair. 💀✨\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\" data-state=\"closed\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"754\" data-end=\"960\"\u003ePerfect for pens, markers, makeup brushes, chargers, snacks, travel essentials, receipts, emotional-support office supplies, or whatever little bits of chaos you need safely contained away from humanity 😌✨\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"962\" data-end=\"1224\"\u003eMade from Blue Q’s signature recycled woven material with its iconic crinkled texture, this pouch is lightweight, durable, water-resistant, wipe-clean, and sturdy enough to survive everyday life and terrible group chats 😂🌎\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\" data-state=\"closed\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1226\" data-end=\"1251\"\u003e💖 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1252\" data-end=\"1655\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1252\" data-end=\"1292\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1254\" data-end=\"1292\"\u003eHilariously relatable life advice 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1293\" data-end=\"1347\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1295\" data-end=\"1347\"\u003eVintage-style artwork with chaotic classy vibes 🌊\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1348\" data-end=\"1419\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1350\" data-end=\"1419\"\u003ePerfect for pens, makeup, chargers, snacks, and travel essentials ✨\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1420\" data-end=\"1465\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1422\" data-end=\"1465\"\u003eWater-resistant and easy to wipe clean 💦\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1466\" data-end=\"1506\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1468\" data-end=\"1506\"\u003eLightweight yet durable construction\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1507\" data-end=\"1559\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1509\" data-end=\"1559\"\u003eMade from 95% post-consumer recycled material 🌎\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1560\" data-end=\"1655\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1562\" data-end=\"1655\"\u003eBasically emotional support boundaries in pouch form 😂\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\" data-state=\"closed\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1657\" data-end=\"1671\"\u003e✨ FEATURES\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1672\" data-end=\"2045\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1672\" data-end=\"1701\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1674\" data-end=\"1701\"\u003eMedium-sized zipper pouch\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1702\" data-end=\"1738\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1704\" data-end=\"1738\"\u003eFunny text-based graphic artwork\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1739\" data-end=\"1776\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1741\" data-end=\"1776\"\u003eChunky contrasting zipper closure\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1777\" data-end=\"1807\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1779\" data-end=\"1807\"\u003eDurable woven construction\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1808\" data-end=\"1844\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1810\" data-end=\"1844\"\u003eWater-resistant crinkled texture\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1845\" data-end=\"1876\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1847\" data-end=\"1876\"\u003eEasy-clean wipeable surface\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1877\" data-end=\"1912\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1879\" data-end=\"1912\"\u003eLightweight and travel-friendly\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1913\" data-end=\"1945\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1915\" data-end=\"1945\"\u003eMade from recycled materials\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1946\" data-end=\"2045\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1948\" data-end=\"2045\"\u003e1% of Blue Q bag sales support environmental initiatives 🌎\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\" data-state=\"closed\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2047\" data-end=\"2068\"\u003e📏 SPECIFICATIONS\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2069\" data-end=\"2269\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2069\" data-end=\"2101\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2071\" data-end=\"2101\"\u003eDimensions: 9.5\" W x 7.25\" H\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2102\" data-end=\"2150\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2104\" data-end=\"2150\"\u003eMaterial: 95% post-consumer recycled plastic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2151\" data-end=\"2177\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2153\" data-end=\"2177\"\u003eClosure: Chunky zipper\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2178\" 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