🌼 COIN PURSE – PLEASE ONE SHITSTORM AT A TIME

Chaotic 😂 Practical ✨ Emotionally accurate storage

The “Please One Shitstorm At A Time” Coin Purse from Blue Q is basically the official wallet of adulthood 😭💀✨

Featuring bright yellow, orange, and white floral artwork by artist Lili Todd layered over a cheerful light blue background, this tiny pouch somehow balances wholesome botanical vibes with complete emotional exhaustion — which honestly feels VERY relatable 😂🌼

Small but surprisingly useful, this compact coin purse is perfect for cash, cards, lip balm, earbuds, loose change, tiny essentials, and all the miscellaneous chaos currently floating around your bag or car console. It’s funny, functional, and just self-aware enough to become everyone’s favorite conversation starter.

Made from durable recycled material with Blue Q’s signature crinkled texture, it’s lightweight, water-resistant, wipe-clean, and fully prepared to survive whatever fresh nonsense life throws your way ✨

💖 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT

• Hilariously relatable phrase with cheerful floral artwork 😂

• Designed by artist Lili Todd 🌼

• Compact size perfect for pockets, purses, and totes ✨

• Great for cards, cash, earbuds, lip balm, and tiny essentials

• Water-resistant and easy to wipe clean 💦

• Made from 95% post-consumer recycled material 🌎

• Makes an incredible gift for stressed-out friends (so… everyone) 💀

✨ FEATURES

• Compact coin purse design

• Floral botanical artwork

• Heavy-duty zipper closure

• Durable woven construction

• Water-resistant crinkled texture

• Easy-clean wipeable surface

• Made from 95% post-consumer recycled material

• 1% of Blue Q bag sales support environmental initiatives 🌎

📏 SPECIFICATIONS

• Dimensions: 4" W x 3" H

• Material: 95% post-consumer recycled plastic

• Closure: Zipper

• Care: Wipe clean

• Brand: Blue Q

This little pouch has HUGE “holding it together with caffeine and sarcasm” energy and honestly… same 😭🌼💀