ENLIGHTEMENTS

ENLIGHTENMINTS – PEPPERMINT BREATH MINTS
Vendor: The Unemployed Philosophers Guild
SKU: 0038

Achieve inner peace… one mint at a time with EnlightenMints by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild 🧘♂️🍃✨ — a delightfully clever tin of peppermint breath mints that promises a humorous shortcut to enlightenment.

Inspired by the timeless human quest for wisdom and tranquility, these refreshing mints come packaged in a beautifully illustrated collectible tin that playfully suggests that the “inner kingdom of peace” might be closer than you think — possibly just one mint away. 😌🌿

Inside the tin you’ll find crisp natural peppermint mints designed to freshen breath while adding a touch of intellectual humor to your day. Like many products from The Unemployed Philosophers Guild, EnlightenMints combine wit, philosophy, and practicality, making them a perfect desk companion or pocket-sized conversation starter. 🧠💬

Once the mints are gone, the sturdy metal tin lives on as a reusable container for small essentials — ideal for storing pills, paperclips, jewelry, or tiny treasures. ♻️📎

Specifications

📦 Net Weight: 0.4 oz (12 g)
🍃 Flavor: Natural peppermint
🇺🇸 Made In: USA
🥬 Dietary: Vegan & Kosher (KSA certified)

Ingredients

🍃 Sorbitol
🌿 Natural Peppermint Oil
⚗️ Magnesium Stearate
✨ Acesulfame Potassium

⚠️ Allergen Note: Produced in a facility that also processes wheat.

Features

🧘 Philosophically Inspired Humor – A playful take on humanity’s search for enlightenment

🍃 Refreshing Peppermint Flavor – Keeps breath fresh while uplifting the spirit

📦 Reusable Collectible Tin – Durable metal container perfect for reuse

🎁 Great Gift Item – A clever stocking stuffer or novelty gift for thinkers and philosophy fans

🧠 Classic UPG Wit – Part of the beloved “Presents of the Mind” collection

Perfect For

😌 Freshening breath on the go
📚 Desk accessories for thinkers and students
🎁 Stocking stuffers and novelty gifts
🧠 Philosophy lovers and curious minds
📎 Reusable tins for small storage

Final Note

Funny, thoughtful, and refreshingly minty, EnlightenMints prove that the road to wisdom doesn’t always require years of meditation — sometimes it just takes a good sense of humor and a really good mint. 🧘♂️🍃✨