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THE UNEMPLOYED PHILOSOPHERS GUILD
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Empowermints โ By The Unemployed Philosophers Guild ๐ช๐ฟโจ
Speak your truth, take up space, and stay minty-fresh while doing it! ๐ฅ The bold and fabulous Empowermints by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild are here to spark confidence and cool your breathโbecause being powerful should taste this good. ๐๐ฌ๏ธ๐
๐ช๐๐ฟ Why These Mints Slay:
๐ Fierce & Fresh โ Strong peppermint flavor gives your breath the same energy as your next big idea
๐ Pocket-Sized Power โ Small tin, big energyโperfect for purses, pockets, and protest signs โ๐
๐จ Empowering Design โ Features a vibrant, feminist-forward design to inspire your inner icon
โป๏ธ Reusable Tin โ When the mints are gone, the power lives onโuse it to store bobby pins, earrings, or secret notes
๐ Gifting Gold โ Perfect for your BFF, boss babe, activist auntie, or yourself (because self-care, duh) ๐๐
๐ Perfect For:
โข Pep talks before presentations ๐ฌ๐ฉ๐ผ
โข Mid-rant freshening during rants against the patriarchy ๐ค๐ฌ๏ธ
โข Pocket-sized confidence boosts before dates, debates, or daily drama ๐
โข Filling up a gift basket with sass and sweetness ๐๐ฅ
๐ Final Note
Empowermints donโt just freshen your breathโthey ignite your spirit. Cool, confident, and unapologetically bold, these mints are a must-have for anyone who believes their voice (and their breath) should leave a lasting impression. ๐๐ฅ๐