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THE UNEMPLOYED PHILOSOPHERS GUILD
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Empowermints – By The Unemployed Philosophers Guild 💪🌿✨
Speak your truth, take up space, and stay minty-fresh while doing it! 💥 The bold and fabulous Empowermints by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild are here to spark confidence and cool your breath—because being powerful should taste this good. 👑🌬️💚
💪💄🌿 Why These Mints Slay:
🌟 Fierce & Fresh – Strong peppermint flavor gives your breath the same energy as your next big idea
👜 Pocket-Sized Power – Small tin, big energy—perfect for purses, pockets, and protest signs ✊👜
🎨 Empowering Design – Features a vibrant, feminist-forward design to inspire your inner icon
♻️ Reusable Tin – When the mints are gone, the power lives on—use it to store bobby pins, earrings, or secret notes
🎁 Gifting Gold – Perfect for your BFF, boss babe, activist auntie, or yourself (because self-care, duh) 💖🎁
🎉 Perfect For:
• Pep talks before presentations 💬👩💼
• Mid-rant freshening during rants against the patriarchy 😤🌬️
• Pocket-sized confidence boosts before dates, debates, or daily drama 💅
• Filling up a gift basket with sass and sweetness 🎀💥
💚 Final Note
Empowermints don’t just freshen your breath—they ignite your spirit. Cool, confident, and unapologetically bold, these mints are a must-have for anyone who believes their voice (and their breath) should leave a lasting impression. 💚🔥👑




