PENCILS FOR TEACHERS

Pencils for Teachers – Whiskey River Soap Co. 🍎✏️

A+ in sarcasm, 100% certified hilarious! This set of 8 No. 2 pencils is perfect for teachers who’ve seen it all, heard it all, and still show up anyway (with coffee in hand ☕). Each pencil sports a brutally honest, laugh-out-loud quote that'll make grading papers just a bit more bearable. Packaged in a sleek box and hand-assembled in the USA, these pencils are not just clever—they’re compassionate too:

✅ Vegan
✅ Paraben-Free
✅ Cruelty-Free
✅ Organic
✅ Made in the USA

🎓 Pencil Quotes & Colors:

• IDK, Can You Go to The Bathroom? – Orange with white lettering 🚽

• I Just Realized I Don’t Even Like Kids – Yellow with black lettering 😅

• Oh Yeah? Pop Quiz, Suckas – Red with white lettering 📝

• I Have PTSD from Grading Papers – Teal with black lettering 💥

• Don’t You Dare Say “Wikipedia” – Blue with white lettering 📚

• Thankless Tasks Pencil – Pink with white lettering 🎁

• Countdown to Summer Break – Light yellow with black lettering 🕶️

• Dinner… Or Classroom Supplies? – Lilac with white lettering 🍽️✂️

📌 Final Note:
Give this hilarious pencil set to your favorite educator (or keep it for yourself if you’ve earned your stripes in the trenches of teaching). It’s the perfect mix of sass, smarts, and school survival humor! 🎉🍎